*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.
Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day
ill take 12
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”