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antisociallysplendid:

lucifersdalek:

I thought he was holding the Captain America shield..

so did i

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

bubblenuggets:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

image

That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

Very hard to find a pressure point on you, Mr Holmes.

1st year Remus Lupin: I should probably just go along with James' and Sirius' plan so they'll keep me as their friend.
7th year Remus Lupin: 'Shut the fuck up and sit down!!'

voxaphone:

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are.

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”